But I always like to spitball off of your thoughts. You were going to learn this one way or another, but.I am not your real father. I was just jib-jabbing, and you crossed the line and that stung. I'm not saying this to be cruel, okay? I'm saying it to be constructive. I knew I should've gotten a dog from the shelter. I was this close to getting rid of the Smurfs, and you ruined everything.Check out my wizard mane! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!.Monty! What have they done to you, my glorious bird-of-prey? SMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.Wart of worm and hair of cat, show me the home of this Smurf hat.She never thought she was a real Smurf.When I find those Smurfs, I will ground them for a month of blue moons! Hefty?! BRAINY?! CLUMSY?!?! Oh, that's not even convincing. You've just led me to an undiscovered population of Smurfs. Three tall trees, in the Forbidden Forest. You want your own map, we'll get you your own map, but this is my. Now, where can I get a giant diaper? Azrael, it's not your map. Check all the nurseries in the area! We're going to need to disguise ourselves as babies. But what is it? Trees? Must be a symbol for something, or a code. Start with "I don't know." Lousy cheap-o cauldron. A village of Smurfs, where enchantment grows. Long have you searched for these creatures of blue. No one ever understands your hand signals, Hefty. Go left, then right, back handspring, stick the landing. Ah, where on earth did I put those ingredients? Who cares? You've already given me what I need. A different design? Yes, of course, I noticed that right away. What's this? What are you hiding? Hand it over, you pseudo-Smurf. Oh, is that any way to talk to the man who brought you into this world? I'd prefer it if you just called me "Papa." Let me out of here, you Smurf-obsessed wannabe wizard. Finally, you bring me what I've been asking for. Oh, do you? Does it have to do with the giant vulture carrying our friend off to Gargamel's lair? Smurfette! - Smurfette! - Smurfette, you okay? Oh, no! She's getting way too close to the Forbidden Forest. Really takes your breath away, doesn't she? No, no! No, you're going the wrong way! Ha-ha! Ooh! Whoo! Whoa! Huh! Hyah! Yeah! Your talons are digging into my shoulders. What? Why didn't you say so in the first place? Blue blazes! I've spotted Smurfs in the forest! Well, it's my telescope. Find Smurf Village, capture all the Smurfs, drain them of their magic and, finally, use that magic to become the most powerful wizard in the world! Oh, look at me with hair. How I've searched high and low, under every rock, it seems, with no sign of them anywhere. Imagine the power in 100 of them combined. The most potent magical ingredient in the world. They're for capturing those elusive Smurfs. Besides, these freeze balls aren't for catching mice. Presto! Twelve spherical petrification modules. And a piece of cheese I left in my underpants last week. A gram of calcified fungus from between the toes of a yak. Hey, you know what? Let's all go have some fun. No, no, I just meant that this machine wasn't built for a Smurf of your, well, origins. Probably something to do with the fact that you're not a real. Somehow, instead of sending energy out, you absorbed it. Hey! If that vegetable hat can tell us that Hefty is strong, maybe it can tell me what an Ette is. You're just in time to witness scientific history. Yeah, you see, when you say things like "all clear," it makes me not want to. I call it Brainy's Super Smurfy Power Fuel. It's able to hone in on Hefty's dominant trait. We're running trials on my new invention. In fact, you're actually kind of bad at it. But also means it's gonna be cloudy, so chew on that. It's gonna rain! Which actually helps the plants grow. So, what is a Smurfette? No one wanted that answer more than Smurfette herself. Huh? Wait, she is? Do you think she heard me? This is one of those eternal questions that we'll never, ever know the answer to. Well, Smurfette is a combination of a Smurf and an Ette. Smurfette's name doesn't tell us anything about her. Luckily, I knew a little magic of my own. She was created by the evil wizard, Gargamel. But that's not the only thing that's different about Smurfette. Yeah, we're not too sure about him, either. And this is our village, where there's a Smurf for just about everything. This story begins in a secret place hidden deep in a forest.
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